Shield
Ok... so it's just an apron... but how much more manly does it sound to call it a shield protecting your clothes from splattering Legendary Super Sauce on them?! Fashionable, yet manly, stylish yet functional, you'll be the benchmark of the neighborhood grillers.
DISCLAIMER: THIS SHIELD IS NOT ACTUALLY BULLET PROOF
Ok... so it's just an apron... but how much more manly does it sound to call it a shield protecting your clothes from splattering Legendary Super Sauce on them?! Fashionable, yet manly, stylish yet functional, you'll be the benchmark of the neighborhood grillers.
DISCLAIMER: THIS SHIELD IS NOT ACTUALLY BULLET PROOF
Ok... so it's just an apron... but how much more manly does it sound to call it a shield protecting your clothes from splattering Legendary Super Sauce on them?! Fashionable, yet manly, stylish yet functional, you'll be the benchmark of the neighborhood grillers.
DISCLAIMER: THIS SHIELD IS NOT ACTUALLY BULLET PROOF